I just got invited to some high school reunion.
I haven’t seen these dudes since I was 17 or something. I’m 22 now.
I should probably go with the most obnoxious, lady-gaga toting faggot I can put my hands on and declare my flamboyant homosexuality to the people who made my life a living hell.
O̶r̶ ̶S̶h̶o̶u̶l̶d̶ ̶I̶ ̶p̶u̶l̶l̶ ̶a̶ ̶C̶o̶l̶u̶m̶b̶i̶n̶e̶ ̶i̶n̶s̶t̶e̶a̶d̶.̶